homunculus-argument:

People recreationally lying on tumblr is like a misinformation vaccine.

You’re exposed to false information that’s presented as if it’s true, but which has been rendered harmless by being something absurd and utterly ridiculous, and even if you do catch something from it, the response is getting ridiculed on the internet instead of getting sucked into a cult. So the next time you encounter something that sounds absolutely mindblowing, some part of your mind remembers to check the sources, because you’re not going to repeat the purple-eyes-no-periods mistake again.

self-care-references:

iraprince:

thinking out loud

op!?!?!?!? this helped me resist big relapse impulse tonight bless u bless u

itisiives:

🎓

butchdarling:

they should invent a hobby that doesn’t require potentially destroying your wrists

carbonmonoxide-detector:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

Like we know Biden would never but God imagine if he just had Trump assassinated as an official act right now and then resigned from office. What would SCotUS even do.

Like you can’t impeach him, he’s resigned. You can’t prosecute him, that was an official act as God-President. You can’t even turn the precedent over, you just fucking set it. Joe just goes home and lives out his remaining year retired from the public eye and gets to watch the chaos unfold on TV.

Biden has 6 months to do the funniest thing imaginable

tundrakatiebean:

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

catchymemes:

theconcealedweapon:

If they must be available for any shift on any day, then they can’t work a second job. But I highly doubt this job pays enough to be their only job.

They also can’t go to school in order to get a better job in the future.

And this job can’t be just for high school kids either, because high school kids can’t work any shift on any day.

So of course they’re understaffed. That’s literally the only possible outcome.

cannibalchicken:

homunculus-argument:

Anyone else remember that thing when you were a child and finally figured out some way to work around the symptoms of your undiagnosed disability, or just simply happened to have a long enough lucky strike with no symptoms to be able to actually accomplish something, and when you went to share the joy with your parents, expressing your small kiddy joy and pride of how you’re so happy that your disability that you don’t know of and don’t understand finally didn’t disable you from something, and their response was something along the lines of

“See how much easier doing things is when you don’t choose to be like that all the time? :)”

evilscientist3:

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

1. we were just as smart then as we are now
2. we are just as stupid now as we were then

pokemonheritageposts:

pokemonheritageposts:

i miss 30 seconds ago before i knew this

well geez sorry for not having a phd in jerking off

unhollow:

amvs:

amvs:

fixing misogynistic infantilizing coquette memes is going to be my new side project i think

This inspired me

scumbagsblog:

ALT

where’s that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I’d like to submit “Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane”

onion-xiv: